I am going to be honest and to the point. You are very attractive to me and I just want to bite your ass :D. That does not mean I am an asshole. I am actually a very nice guy. I just know what I want and I go for it and right now that is you. If that is cool and you would like to chat or see more pictures of me, let me know
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After about a year of trying the online dating thing, I'm sick of repeatedly growing frustrated and have instead resorted to mocking my own bad luck. The following is a collection of just some of the many gems of messages I've received on OKCupid. If you have strange, bizarre, creepy or otherwise hilarious messages from your own online dating experiences, please send them to repliesveryselectively@gmail.com